Briqs chocolate small shake5/17/2023 ![]() ![]() I don’t think there is a single fast-food restaurant that has more noticeable self-loathing in its own menu than Burger King. Oh Burger King, back at the bottom it seems. Burger King - Chocolate Mini Shake Burger King In fact, you could make a case that if you want a milkshake, regional fast food is a better option than national chains.ġ4. **Honorable mention to Burgerville and so many other regional spots. In a few weeks, I won’t have any more excuses and promise that they’ll both start showing up in these reviews! *Apologies once again to Whataburger and Culver’s. And since I’ll only be ranking one milkshake from each fast food establishment, I’m going to take things even further by shouting out a second-choice pick (generally reserved for seasonal shakes). I also gave each shake a rating out of five for thickness (insert obligatory THICC joke here). Luckily, you don’t have to try every fast food milkshake.* I did it for you! Over the past few weeks, I re-tested the best flavor from each fast food outlet** and ranked them. (Sorry… not the best visual to lead into a food article with.) Eventually, the body lets it be known that you’re consuming way too many milkshakes at way too fast a rate. I’m not lactose intolerant, but I am human. Turns out that you actually can have way too many milkshakes. So drinking a double-digit number of them in an absurdly compact window of time could never be a bad thing right? Comedy Central “you just reviewed fast-food double cheeseburgers - what more do you want?” Plant-based burgers, blind taste testing ketchup, knocking back shots of olive oil… there comes a time when a food writer must ask his editor: “Do I ever get to eat anything fun?” ![]()
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